Hilariously Funny Quotes About Friends | Funny Friendship Quotes

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Are you looking for funny quote about friends? Having funny friends is indeed of the very best blessings. So how about sharing some of the funniest quotes about friendship with your beloved friends. Sharing funny quotes with friends can be joyful and cause serious laughter! Choose your favorite funny quotes for friends and share it with images:



 

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My friends think he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that make your cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

 

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘yup, I like this one’ and you just do the stuff with them.

 

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

 

We’ve been friends for so long, I don’t remember which of us is the bad influence.

 

I like you because you join in my weirdness.

 

Perks of being my friend. You’ll be the normal one.

 

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

 

You’re my Nemo. If you get lost in great big ocean, I’ll find you.

 

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new ones.





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We are best friends, always remember that. If you fall I will pick you up, after laughing.

 

If anyone could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, my friend would be employed for eternity.

 

Dear best friend, if you ever feel bad, call me. I promise to sing for you. Then you can decide what’s worse.

 

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even worse.

 

I never let my best friend do stupid things…alone.

 

You’re suffering from a lack of vitamin-me my friend.

 

Admit it, life would be boring without me.

 

I’d take a nerf bullet for you.

 

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

 

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol,  sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

 

The best thing about my friend is she’s a limited edition. There are no other copies. Bet you’re thinking thank the God Lord!

 

You had me at “I hate that bitch too”.

 

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Friendship is getting into her car even though her driving makes you fear your life.

 

Best friends: you fight, I fight. Your hurt, I hurt. I cry, you cry. You jump off a bridge, I get into a paddle boat and save a stupid person.

 

7 billion people in the world and I still got an idiot friend like you.

 

When you are with your best friend. It doesn’t matter whose idea it was as long as your alibis match.

 

A best friend is a road to the future, a link to the past and the key to success in an idiotic world.

 

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

 

Are you looking for friends? I’ve got benefits.





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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.

 

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it’s true warmth. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

 

When my friend isn’t present in school. 5%: i hope she’s okay. 95%: how dare you leave me alone?

 

A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?’.

 

I know we’d be friends forever the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your wicked and sarcastic thoughts.

 

If you’re friends don’t make fun of you. They are not your real friends.

 

I miss you like an idiot misses a point.

 

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A good friend will offer you an umbrella in the rain. A best friend will steel yours and say ‘run bitch, run’.

 

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

 

I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know, I’m hilarious.

 

This by far your most ridiculous idea. I’ll be there in 10 minutes.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

 

Just remember everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember I had a reason.

 

Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.

 

Zombies eat brains, you’re safe my friend.

 

You make me laugh until I’m in a physical pain.

 

The best memories come from bad ideas done with friends.

 

You’re the reason this country have to put directions on a shampoo.

 

She’s my best friend. Of course I’m going to tell her everything you said me.

 

A friend will be there with tissues, but a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting ‘who hurt you and do I need a shovel?’.

 

Yes we are aware of how obnoxious we are together, no we don’t care.

 

Every tall person needs a short best friend.

 

I will text you 50 times and feel no shame. You’re my best friend and you literally signed for this.

 

Friends buy your food. Best friends eat your food.

 

Best friends are like fat thighs that sticks together.

 

Never let anyone treat you like a regular glue, you’re a glitter glue.

 

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.

 

If you don’t have anything nice to say. Come sit by my best friend, we’ll make fun of people together.





These were the best funny quotes about friends. Friendship is all about having fun and laughing together. Your best friend is one the greatest blessing you have. Share these funny quotes about friendship with them and make them smile. Leave a comment below with your favorite funny friendship quotes.

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