Funny Quotes About Baby For Parents

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Looking for funny quotes about baby to make new parents laugh? These funny baby quotes and sayings about parenting and family life from a variety of famous people to brighten the new parents’ day when writing your baby congratulations card.

 




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Funny Quotes About Baby

 

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  • Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot

 

  • A toddler can do more in one unsupervised moment than most people can do all day…

 

  • Always kiss your children goodnight—even if they’re already asleep. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

 

  • The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.  Lane Olinghouse

 

  • Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

 

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  • A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. Mark Twain

 

  • A baby’s cry is precisely as serious as it sounds. Jean Liedloff

 

  • An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. Queen Victoria

 

  • Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.   Yiddish proverb

 

  • I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver. Jimmy Fallon

 

  • A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. – Milwaukee Journal

 

 

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Funny Baby Quotes And Sayings

 

 

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  • A lot of people will tell you advice like “sleep when the baby’s sleeping.” It’s a good recommendation unless the baby sleeps when you’re driving!

 

  • Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. Ed Howe

 

  • People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don’t have one. Leo Burke

 

  • I’d love to be a Pinterest mom. But it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.

 

  • Life doesn’t get more real than having a newborn at home. Eric Church

 

  • A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.

 

  • Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.  Nuno Bettencourt

 

  • Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  Mark Twain

 

  • A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.  Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

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  • A two-year-old is a kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld

 

  • Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you’re in the shower. And Dad is in the kitchen.

 

 

Funny Baby Quotes For New Parents

 

  • A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

 

  • Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett

 

  • The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any. Fred Astaire

 

  • Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. Ed Asner

 

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  • When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’. Bruce Lansky

 

  • I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. Loretta Lynn

 

  • Children reinvent your world for you.  Susan Sarandon

 

  • The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. Kin Hubbard

 

  • I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you. Gallagher

 

  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

 

  • Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. Shannon Fife

 

Funny Baby Quotes For Cards

 

 

  • Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! May he/she grow up to be as funny as you!

 

  • Congratulations on the successful combination of your DNA.

 

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  • Parenthood is the only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time. Congrats super mommy/daddy!

 

  • You made a tiny human. Congratulations.

 

  • Welcome to parenthood! Now you should skill up know how to sing lullabies and follow the stories!

 

  • Congrats on the little Ass kicker.

 

  • Now your world is about to change. A new baby will make your love stronger, home happier, days shorter, nights longer and bank account emptier. Best wishes for the future!

 

  • May your days be filled with screaming, crying and diapers full of poops.

 

  • Congratulations new parents! Now you can talk loud to yourself in public and people don’t look at you like you’re crazy. Wishing you happy moments with your little boy/girl!

 

  • A baby laugh is an angel voice.

 

  • Your horoscope suggests that you have a busy few months ahead. Diapers to change and rejection to clean… Congrats and enjoy the ride!

 

  • You will be constantly asked if your baby sleeps through the night. Tell them you don’t know, because you spend nights out clubbing…!

 

 

Funny Baby Quotes For Twins

 

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  • It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.

 

  • There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. Josh Billings

 

  • There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!

 

  • You used to have time. Now you have twins! unknown

 

  • Twice the blessing, twice the fun. Two miracles instead of one!

 

  • Twins. God’s way of saying “One of you is a rough draft.

 

  • We made a wish. And two came true

 

  • You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

 

  • Two little blessings, sent from above. Twice the smiles, twice the love.

 

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  • Twins. God’s way of saying “Buy one get one free.

 

  • Haha! You didn’t get lunch because mommy thought I was you and fed me twice!

 

  • There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. Josh Billings

 

These were the best funny quotes about baby for new parents on their new bundle of joy to make a new phase of life more enjoyable. It is rightly said that “Parenthood is the only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time.”

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