Funny Gym Motivation Quotes About Exercise And Workout

Looking for Funny Gym Motivation Quotes? In this post you will find funny exercise motivation quotes to keep you motivated during your workout. These funny fitness and workout motivation quotes about gym and exercise help you to stay focused whenever you’re on an edge of giving up gym or cheating on your diet.

 

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Funny Gym Motivation Quotes

 

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  • Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.

 

  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

 

  • I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.

 

  • Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

 

  • The Best AB exercise is 5 set of stop eating so much crab.

 

  •  Exercise would be so much rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.

 

  • I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.

 

  • When people ask me if I exercise I tell them I do crunches every day – especially Captain Crunch and Nestle Crunch.

 

  • I spend my time at the gym doing diddly squats. —Unknown

 

  • I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it’s FREE to not exercise. —Bridger Winegar

 

  • Instead of calling my bathroom the ‘John’ I call it the ‘Jim’. That way it sounds better when I say, ‘I go to the Jim first thing every morning. Unknown

 

  • I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there! Unknown

 

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  • Hell is.. Getting to the gym and realizing you forgot your headphones.

 

  • Will there be food and I wear my gym clothes? Me when my friends ask if i want to hang out.

 

  • I’m in good place right now.Not emotionally. I’m just at the gym.

 

  • Cardio is Hardio.

 

  •  I Don’t Always Go To The Gym. But When I Do, I Make Sure Everyone On Facebook Knows About It

 

Funny Exercise Motivation Quotes

 

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  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

 

  • My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.

 

  • If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. Unknown

 

  • Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

 

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  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love drinking wine and eat everything.

 

  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

 

  • Shopping is the only exercise I need.

 

  • I run because i love food.

 

 

  •  Keep Your Squats Low And Your Standards High

 

  • My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

 

  • Are You Fat And Ugly? Join Our Gym And Just Be Ugly!

 

  • Need motivation to lose weight? Just eat in front of mirror. Naked

 

  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Marsha Doble

 

  • My Favourite Exercise At The Gym Would Probably Be Judging.

 

  • I Have To Exercise In The Morning Before My Brain Figures Out What I’m Doing.

 

  • I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise!

 

Funny Fitness Motivation Quotes

 

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  • Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.

 

  • Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.

 

  • I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

 

  • Every Time I Hear The Dirty Word ‘Exercise’ I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

 

  • When I Exercise, I Wear All Black. It’S Like A Funeral For My Fat

 

  •  Making Excuses Burn Zero Calories Per Hour

 

  • You can’t be sad when you are holding a dumbbell.

 

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  • I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth

 

  • My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller

 

funny gym motivation quotes for gym lovers

  • Exercise is the poor man’s plastic surgery.

 

  • My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right because I am feeling ten years older already. Milton Berle

 

  • “I” Is The Only Difference Between Fit & Fat.

 

  • You know you’re a gym addict when you’re single AF but you’d rather go to the gym than go on a date.

 

  • My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.I call it lunch.

 

  • My brain said: crunches. My stomach auto-corrected  it to cupcakes.

 

 

Funny Workout Motivation Quotes

 

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  • Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane. – Gigi Hadid

 

  • I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

 

  • I hate it when I’m on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to chipolata and eat a burrito.

 

  • I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

 

  • Cut carbs? Sure, I can do that… slices bread.

 

  • Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

 

  • Lifting and eating my two favorite things in life.

 

  • Life is short. Lift heavy things.

 

  • I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training. Unknown

 

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  • To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

  • If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough. Unknown

 

  • Can we just skip to the part of my day when I go to the gym?

 

  • How to do sit ups? Lay down. Hands behind your head. Wow this is a good position for nap. May be just take a nap.

 

  • Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat five slice of pizza and refuse to wear pants. It’s called balance.

 

  • A reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class somewhere pulls a hamstring.  Allan Roth

 

These were the best funny gym and exercise motivation quotes for fitness and workout.Hope you enjoyed these quotes. Share your favorite quote in the comments below.

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