Funny And Inspirational Coffee Quotes For Coffee Lovers

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Are you a coffee lover & looking for best funny coffee quotes? Are you always carving for coffee to turn your lazy day into a productive one! You will definitely agree if you are a serious coffee lover. Right? Let’s jump into some of the best funny coffee quotes  to lighten up your mood.

Funny Coffee Quotes:

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“Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that.”

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“Drink coffee and do good.”

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“Coffee, because crack isn’t accepted in the workplace.”





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Coffee lovers love the aroma of coffee especially in the morning because coffee has a way to brighten moods.”

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Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.”

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“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

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“When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. “

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Coffee lovers love the aroma of coffee especially in the morning because coffee has a way to brighten moods

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I don’t know what I’d do without coffee”

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“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”

 





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“Make some coffee and own the day.”

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“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of loosing a balloon.”

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“It’s more than just coffee.”

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“Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.”

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“I can’t expresso how much you bean to me.”

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“I must get up, my coffee needs me.”

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“Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”

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“Good day start with a coffee and you.”

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“Not all who wander are lost. Most of them are just looking for coffee.”

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“My ideal day starts with fresh coffee and fun plans with myself. At home doing whatever I want.”





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“Too much Monday, not enough coffee. “

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“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.”

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“It’s always coffee time.”

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“I like big cups and I cannot lie.”

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“Yeah? Well maybe coffee is addicted to me. Ever think of that”

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“Roses are red, morning are hard. I suck at poetry coffee.”

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“May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

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“You’re cute and all but I’m not sharing my coffee.”

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“It’s more than just coffee.”

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“If you’re wondering why I’m still in pajamas and clutching a cup of coffee while scrolling through memes on my phone, um hello? It’s called living my best life.”

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“My morning coffee contains all of my people skills.”

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“I may not be totally sane, but atleast all of my personalities agree that coffee is amazing.”

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“My personal philosophy is peace, love and coffee. Well coffee first obviously. Then peace and love.”

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“Coffee owns me and I’m fine with that.”

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“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use it’s power for good day or evil.”

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Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess so there’s that.”

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“All men should make coffee for their women.”

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“If you feel the need to point out that I looked tired, the least you could do is buy me a coffee.”





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“Coffee is the gasoline of life.”

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“Today will be made possible by coffee and badassery, bring it on!”

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“Be amazing today, but first coffee.”

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“A yawn is a silent scream of coffee.”

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“My morning coffee makes me feel I got my shit together. I don’t but it feels like it.”

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“I need a cup of coffee so big it comes with a lifeguard.”

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“Life happens coffee helps.”

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“If you have to ask if it’s too late to drink coffee. You’re an amateur  and we can’t be friends.”

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“Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book.”

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“Coffee is a liquid hug to your brain.”

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“I’m looking for a tall, dark rich cup of coffee.”

Inspirational Coffee Quotes:





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“A cup of coffee with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”

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“A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.”

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“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep”

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“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break”

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“My favorite kind of coffee? is the kind where no one talks to me while I’m drinking it “

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“A day without coffee is like… just kidding. I have no idea”

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“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

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“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”

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“My coffee is so strong that if it could type,it would always be in caps lock.”

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“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee..” –





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“A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”

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“All I want to do is sleep under the stars,wake up to the sound of wild birds,and drink coffee in the morning sun.”

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“I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty- is there coffee in it?”

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“Coffee is the duct tape of mind.”

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“To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee…. coffee. Coffee! Because anger management is too expensive.”

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“I love how coffee helps me remember my dreams and goals,like……staying awake and acting like am adult .”

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“My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.”

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“Coffee and love are best when they are hot.”

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“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?.”

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“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”

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“Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks.”

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“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”

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“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘before coffee.”

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“Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day. I’m drinking this whole pot of coffee. You better stay out of my way!”

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“I drink coffee every day, either espresso or cortado, which is two shots espresso and steamed milk.”

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

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“Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”

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“When you make it your habit to notice small moments of beauty, you caffeinated your spirit.”

 

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“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”

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“Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.”

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“I often work and write in coffee shops, observing the baristas and eavesdropping on interesting conversations.”

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“If my life had a flavor,it would be coffee.”

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“One of my favorite things is to have a three-hour conversation over coffee with someone.”

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“Shhhh, don’t disturb me, I’m busy changing coffee into badassery.”

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“When I get up early, I appreciate the quiet time to enjoy a coffee or water my plants..”

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“There will be no Holiday Cheer until I get my coffee.”

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“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

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“I drink at least a couple of espressos every day and love the flavor of coffee.”

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“The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you eat your head against it.”

 

Short Coffee Lover Quotes:

 

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“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s fun when I’m awesome and awake.”

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“Today is like coffee. It will be as good as you make it.”

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“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated.”





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“How do I take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously.”

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“This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it.”

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“May your coffee be stronger than your daughter’s attitude.”

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“Me before coffee: judgmental and sarcastic. Me after coffee: judgmental and sarcastic, but faster.”

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“Coffee is cheaper than therapy.”

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“Start your day with a coffee and end it with a positive thought.”

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“Coffee shops are like gas stations for humans.”

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“When the coffee goes down, eye lids goes up.”

 




These were the 100 best funny coffee quotes for all the coffee lovers out there. Share this with people who loves coffee and short quotes about coffee. This might make their day! Tell us about your favorite coffee quotes in the comments section below.

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