Funny Bridal Shower Quotes For Cards 2020

Are you looking for the best funny bridal shower quotes for cards? There are a lot of important things to do when planning a bridal shower for your friend. Making your friend laugh with funny bridal shower quotes for cards is one of them.

Here is a collection of the best funny bridal shower quotes to write on a card to your friend:

 




Funny Bridal Shower Quotes for Cards:

 

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“Don’t say bride after you take a ring. If you do, someone will steal your bling.”

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“I’m getting hitched and I need my bitch.”

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“Marriage is when comedy and tragedy intersect.”





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“You two weirdos were made for each other. Congrats!”

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“I can’t wait to watch you act surprised while you open the pre-selected gifts from your registry.”

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“Wohoo you are getting married!”

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“Before you say I do, let’s have a drink or two.”

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“A toast to the happy couple.”

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“I vow to watch sports with you sometimes.”

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“Congratulations on surviving wedding planning.”

 

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“Now act surprised like you had no idea this was coming.”

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“For the bride to-bee.”

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“Hey you two! total power couple.”

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“Thanks for having an open bar.”

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“We’re having an open bar. oh and a wedding.”





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“Congratulaions, I’ll give it one year.”

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“Congratulaions, no one will ever ask you when are you getting married again.”

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“Look who remembered your bridal shower without the help of social media.”

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“Congratulations on settling for each other.”

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“I’m so happy that you two weirds found each other.”

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“Damn you guys! Got me emotional and shit.”

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“Congratulation for sleeping with the same person for the rest of your life.”

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“I can’t wait to get drunk on your wedding.”

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“May the happiest moment of your wedding be when you realise that you no longer need to plan a wedding.”

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“You’re a perfect match (with a match image)”

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“Congratulation. Two is better than one.”

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“7 Words for a long and happy marriage. Yes Dear, I’m sorry. It’s my fault.”

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“To the mr and mrs awesome.”

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“If you like cake, save this date!”





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“Look at you two getting married while I’m swiping.”

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“One ring to freaking rule them all.”

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“Plan with me, stand with me, cry with me but most importantly slap me if I go full bridezilla.”

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“Shit just got real. Congratulations!”

 

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“Same willy for the rest of your life, congratulations.”

 

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“You will get married, I will get drunk.”

 

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“Congratulations to a perfect pear.”

 

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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is husband.”

 

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“Today we celebrate the best decission you ever made.”

 

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“Guess you won’t be a crazy cat lady after all.”

 

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“I’m glad your last name doesn’t suck.”

 

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“Living together is mainly shouting ‘what’ from different rooms.”

 

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“Your wife won’t start an arguement with you if you start cleaning.”

 

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“This definitely could be a text, but she made me write a card for you.”

 

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“You’re a match made in weirdo’s heaven.”

 

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“The best marriage advice is if you want to fight, do it naked.”

 

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“I wish nothing but the best to two of you.”

 

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“Marriage – and endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.”

 

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“Marriage is a workshop where husbands work and wife shops.”

 

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“When I said I do, I didn’t meant laundry.”

 

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“Marriage is finding that one special person that you can annoy for the rest of your life.”

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“Congrats on signing your life away.”

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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. Congratulations on your marriage.”

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“You both are two good. Best wishes on becoming double from single”

 

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Funny Bridal Shower Quotes:

 

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“Congrats! I’m in tiers over here.”

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“May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom.”

 

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“Last fling before the ring.”

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“Marriage is like a walk in a part.. Jurassic park.”

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“I love you more than coffee but please don’t make me prove it.”

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“Planning my wedding was really easy and stress free – said no bride ever.”

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“Marriage is when a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters degree.”

 

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“Congratulations on your meowage.”

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“You’ve helped me through every bad decision, let’s keep the tradition alive.”

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“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterwards that creates the trouble.”

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“Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts.” – A Quote by William Shakespeare

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“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out you haven’t wasted a whole day.”


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“Marriage is a contract which doesn’t come with a yearly renewal policy. Once signed, it’s for lifelong.”

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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.”

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“There is a name for people who are wrong about everything everytime – they are called husband.”

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“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.”

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“Goodbye Miss.. Hello Mrs.”




 

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So these were the top funny bridal shower quotes for cards. Sharing funny quotes and words on cards on an event like a bridal shower can be really joyful.

Write these funny bridal shower quotes in a card to make the bride’s day memorable for a lifetime. Comment your favorite quotes about brides, grooms, and weddings in the comments section below.

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