Cute Funny Love Quotes For Him From The Heart

Are you looking for cute funny love quotes for him? A good sense of humor is very important for a healthy relationship.We collect these quotes to make you laugh and make your special guy close to you more than ever!

Sharing funny and cute words of love to your partner makes your relationship more stronger.

 

Funny Love Quotes For Him

 

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  • I always wake up smiling… I think it’s your fault.

 

  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met. – Rodney D

 

  • Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

 

  • You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Love you!

 

  • The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Coleridge

 

  • My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.

 

  • Your love wakes me up like a toddler with espresso.

 

  • True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

 

  • If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go. Anonymous

 

  • Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

 

  •  Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. – Helen Rowland

 

  • Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.

 

  • Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other. Anonymous

 

  • Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

 

  • I used to be addicted to coffee, now I’m addicted to you!

 

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Funny Love Quotes To Him

 

  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

 

  • People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

 

  • A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous

 

  • You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand new car that I don’t mind.

 

  • Thank goodness my heart has four parts, otherwise I don’t know where I’d keep all my love for you!

 

  • The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove. Anonymous

 

  • A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you. Anonymous

 

  • You have the key to my heart, please don’t make any copies!

 

  • I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then. Anonymous

 

  • There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

 

  • Honesty is an important part of a relationship. If you can somehow pretend to be so, then you are in.

 

  • Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. – Lemony Snicket

 

  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you. Anonymous

 

  • My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.

 

  • If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

 

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Funny Love Quotes For Him From The Heart

 

  • You are the cause why my eyeglasses fog.

 

  • You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

 

  • A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. – Les Dawson

 

  • Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes.

 

  • Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements. – Kathy Mohnke

 

  •  I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

 

  • Your snoring kept waking me up last night; thankfully, my love for you helped me back to sleep.

 

  • We’re like Romeo & Juliet.. Except for the dying part of course. – Justina

 

  • What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.

 

  • Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. Anonymous

 

  • Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

 

  • I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.

 

  • When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

 

  • I love you like Jimmy Hendrix loves guitars.

 

  • When a boy gets jealous it’s kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start. Anonymous

 

Cute Funny Love Quotes For Him

 

  • A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.

 

  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Melanie Griffith

 

  • If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.

 

  • You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.

 

  • Humans have 206 bones in their bodies. Spare the heart, break the bones instead!

 

  • You’re adorable because I’m able to adore you.

 

  • Our love is stronger than Gorilla Glue.

 

  • Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions. – Tommy Dewar

 

  • Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar

 

  • Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

 

  • When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

 

  • Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do. – Bettina Arndt

 

  •  Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. – Carroll Bryant

 

  •  I had a dream that i still loved you. I think I woke up screaming. – Christine

 

I Love You Funny Love Quotes For Him

 

  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

 

  •  I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

 

  • Women love a self-confident bald man. – Larry David

 

  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. – Steven Wright

 

  • You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah

 

  •  Love is like finding a needle in a haystack. – Faith Hope Love

 

  •  Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. – Jewish Proverbangerfield

 

  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal

 

  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen

 

  • Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason

 

  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford

 

  •  The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henry Youngman

 

These were the cute funny love quotes for him.Hope you like these quotes and don’t forget to share it with the love of your life.Which quote do you like the most let us know in the comments below.And also share your favorite funny love quote for him.

 

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