Cute Funny Love Quotes For Her To Make Her Laugh

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Looking for cute funny love quotes for her to make her laugh? Sometime it’s so difficult to express your feelings into words and  to tell her just how much she means to you! These quotes will helps you to bring smile on her face and spend good time with her.

Here we collect cute funny love quotes for her from variety of sources to make her laugh.Sharing funny and cute words of love to your partner makes your relationship more stronger.

 

Funny Love Quotes For Her




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  • Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

 

  • If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

 

  • Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller

 

  • My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.

 

  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck

 

  • According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

 

  • Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

 

  •  Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

 

 

  • It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. Lucille Ball

 

  •  If you feel like getting a hug from me, just close your eyes and imagine I’m there. If you feel like giving me a kiss, just close your eyes and I WILL BE THERE.

 

  • The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.

 

  • A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. Spanish Proverb

 

  •  Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

 

  • I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the most good-looking boyfriend ever.

 

  • My love is like a candle. If you forget about me i’ll burn your house down.

 

  • Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.

 

  • He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. Ring Lardner

 

  • Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.

 

  • My love for you is like pooping. I’d be dead without it.

 

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Funny I love You quotes for Her

 

  • If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. Chelsea Peretti

 

  •  You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.

 

  • Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. Jean Kerr

 

  •  Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

 

  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. Steven Wright

 

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  • I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

 

  • Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz

 

  •  Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.

 

  • If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards. J.A. Redmerski

 

  • Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms. J. P. Senn

 

  • Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

 

  •  What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. Cindy Garner

 

  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford

 

  • You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

 

  • Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly

 

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Cute Funny Love Quotes




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  •  A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.

 

  • What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. Cindy Garner

 

  • You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long.

 

  • Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns

 

  • An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

 

  • Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. Fulton J. Sheen

 

  • I had a dream that i still loved you. I think I woke up screaming. Christine

 

  • If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. Miles Davis

 

  • If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin

 

  • My last love is just like that thong peter griffin borrowed from me… Never getting it back. Refinnej Sin

 

  • Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. Richard Pryor

 

  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Jules Renard

 

  •  Women love a self-confident bald man. Larry David

 

  • Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle

 

  • Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore. Bree Luckey

 

  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal

 

  • Love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss

 

  • Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.  Judith Viorst

 

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Funny Love Quotes From the Heart




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  • Love doesn’t make the world go around. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones

 

  • . The more she turned right the more I turned wrong. Mark W. Boyer

 

  • Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. Lemony Snicket

 

  • . My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante

 

  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henry Youngman

 

  • Our relationship is based on one simple ground rule. You break my heart, I break your jaw.

 

  •  By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

 

  • Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

 

  • In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. – Rowland

 

  • Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. H. L. Mencken

 

  • Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. James Garner

 

  • I know why you work out every day. You want to look as hot as me, don’t you?

 

  • Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Oscar Wilde

 

  • It’s important to have girlfriends, because guys tend to come and go. Ashley Tisdale

 

  • The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. Coleridge

 

  • When in a relationship, a real man doesn’t make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.Steve Maraboli

 

  • I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. Arturo Toscanini

 

  • Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

 

  • Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating. Ray Bandy

 

  • I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be. Morgan Hanthorn

 

  • Our relationship is simple. You do what I say, and I say what you have to do.

 

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These were the cute funny love quotes for her.Hope you like these quotes and don’t forget to share it with the love of your life.Which quote do you like the most let us know in the comments below.And also share your favorite funny love quote for her.

 

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