Out of the Box April Fool’s Day Quotes

April Fool’s day is one of the 365 days that is made to have fun and fun only. April Fool day quotes can be your arsenal to play pranks on your loved ones.

Take some of these out-of-the-box April Fool’s day quotes to play the jokes that have never been played before.

April Fool Day Quotes

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“Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.”

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“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.” – Robert Frost

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“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. “- William Blake

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“What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.”

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“A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without object; putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.”

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“I’ll better wait for tomorrow to tell you I’m pregnant to avoid confusion in your mind.”

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“You’ve done really good job deceiving and degrading me”

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

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“So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now ”

 

April Fool Quotes Funny:

 

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“It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.”

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“This year I had problems with any good pranks, so I sent your whole family a funny photo.”

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“Unemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed.”

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“Making you believe you’re the father was the best prank I could have dreamed up.”

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“It’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship.”

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“I wish your workday won’t be as boring as a multi-billion dollar company’s April fool’s Day prank”

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“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” – George Orwell

 

April Fools Day Jokes

 

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“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” – Mark Twain

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“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.” – William Shakespeare

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“The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.” – Charles Calob Colton

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“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers

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“Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.” – Voltaire

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“The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.” – Thomas Shadwell

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“What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.” – Spanish Proverb

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“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” – Japanese Proverb

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“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.” – Cynthia Heimel

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“I’m sorry you had to leave thanks to my April fool’s Day joke.”

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“The maple syrup’s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie – April Fool!” –  Myra Cohn Livingstone

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“I wish I could be on jury duty on April fool’s day.”

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“I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.”

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“April fool’s Day should be the best time to inform you that you have no idea where my clitoris is located.”

 

April Fool Quotes Sayings:

 

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“You should understand by yourself that staging a murder is not the best April fool’s Day prank. “

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“I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday.”

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“I’ve a feeling that my introduction to highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.”

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“Today is the day to propose. If she accepts, great, if not just say April Fools”

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“Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.”

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“I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.”

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“Having somewhere to go is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing. “

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“Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?” – Maurice Freehill

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“Meanwhile 1st April to lie as if they were honest throughout the year.” – Nabil Toussi

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“Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.” – Irish Proverb

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“April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.” – Devil’s Dictionary

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“Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.” – Benjamin Franklin

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“Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.”

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“April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last.”

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“It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.and YOU have already done a good job 😉 Happy Fools Day !”

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“A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy. Happy Fools Day !”

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“On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”

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“The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.”

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“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day”

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“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

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“You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.”

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“When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.”

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“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

 

Happy April fool day

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“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. Happy fools day!”

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“It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and you have already done a good job “

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“Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.”

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“Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.”

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“Oh April Fool’s day, where everyone teeter-totters between brilliance and insanity. Welcome to my World!!”

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“Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.”

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“Take a full screenshot of their computer’s desktop, then open the image and leave it.”

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“You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.”

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“The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.”

 

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“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. “

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“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.”

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“Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.Open your eyes. Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool “

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“Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles”

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“Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.”

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“You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

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“If you don’t want to see an April Fool on April 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.”

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“Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.”

 

All the work and no fun spoils a man. April Fool’s day is a day to celebrate and have fun with your loved ones. Everyone is wary at this day so you have to come up with clever April Fool’s day jokes.

You can use this list of the very best April Fool’s day jokes to play the prank that has never been played before.

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